All bets are off, and the verdict is in. I have seen Paranormal Activity. If you have read my recent posts about this film, you can tell that I was obsessively excited on watching this overly-hyped horror film that has attracted more controversy than the time-wasting suckiness of Transformers.

It was a Monday night when we watched New Moon, since all cinemas made it real hard for us to watch it in the weekend because all of them were fully boooked.

Face it – everyone likes to see stuff blow up. And in 2012, things just don’t blow up, they get caught up with the wind, fall to the surface, catch on fire, melt on the ground, and slide to the ocean. If a kid with a box of matches can set a building on fire, imagine what a grown-up like Roland Emmerich can do with a diploma in film school, a Mayan end-of-the-world prediction, and a production budget of 250 million dollars?

A video series called “Bum reviews” this one is about twilight. I had a few laughs. Grabe ang kulit niya! =))
Enjoy!

If vampires were more than just bloody fairy tales, and one of ‘em saw Twilight, I’d bet they would hunt Steph Meyer, drain her blood, replace it with honey, hang her upside-down on a cave, and wait for bees to sting her to death. Twilight is the fakest, dumbest, most annoying vampire movie ever made.

By: Austin Takahashi
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Love is a beautiful thing, without it; there would be no heart-shaped chocolates, Disney Channel Valentine’s Special, and self-willed abortions. But the movie industry interprets it as a means of luring millions of teenage, IQ-depraved girls to spend their allowance to see their favorite movie stars fall in the pitiful pit of love.
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By: Austin Takahashi
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Bruno is a film where its likeability factor directly depends upon the viewer’s standard of morality. Open-minded perverts with a lazy conscience are guaranteed 87 minutes worth of consistent laughs. While the sane minority of today’s generation will go to bed in shock knowing that there are normal people out there who are [...]

First of all: I really have no idea what G.I. in G.I. Joe stand for so I looked up in the net. Apparently up until now, it is still unknown. I know, I know… What the heck, right? But here’s what I dug up:
http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question13171.html
http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question14954.html
http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question20794.html

Apparently, there are 3 speculations about it and even the ones who [...]